I'm putting in a lot of time on the manuscript of Live Prayerfully in an effort to try to meet my deadline. While doing so today and working on some formatting issues, I thought it would be helpful to designate a front/back of a page where I hope people's endorsements of it will be printed. The only problem is that so far I have no such endorsements, as I'm not quite ready to start asking for them. But, since I needed some filler for those pages, I entertained myself by making up my own endorsements for the book and attributing them to whomever I wanted. Just incase any search engine ever comes across the names on this page, let me be clear that none of the people here ever said anything like this.
And the fake endorsements for my book:
“This is, unquestionably, the best book I have ever read.” St. Paul, author, half of the New Testament of The Holy Bible
“Daniel Harris is cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.” Dallas Willard, author, The Divine Conspiracy
“Wow, and I thought I was smart. After reading this, I really don’t know what to do with myself.” M. Robert Mulholland Jr., professor emeritus, Asbury Theological Seminary
“ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYandZ. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYandZ. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYandZ. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYandZ. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYandZ.” Robert Pelfrey, dean, School of Everything Cool
“You know, I am continually amazed at how smart I am. I mean, I really dazzle myself.” Daniel Harris, author, this book
“Wow, and I thought Bob Mulholland and I were smart. After reading this, I really don’t know what we're going to do with ourselves.” N.T. Wright, the leading Bible scholar in the entire world
“I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like this guy.” Kara Harris, wife of the author
“Dang. I wish I’d written this.” John Wesley, founder of Methodism
“How many more of these should I come up with? I mean, it’s fun to do this, but I’m starting to feel a bit convicted. Dear God, may no lawyer ever come across this page.” Daniel Harris, author, this book
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“Every year, millions of books are published. Honestly, for 2012, this is one of them.” General Spokesperson for The General Public